I usually cross out the “Extremely Urgent” on my FedEx and UPS envelopes, so they don’t think I’m all high-maintenance and demanding.

Extremely Urgent

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2 thoughts on “Too timid to send overnight mail

    1. Allen Post author

      Occasionally I’m fortunate enough to get the ding-dong-ditch, where by the time I answer the door, all I see is a truck barreling down the street and a paper saying “Sorry we missed you!”

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