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11 thoughts on “That pizza was a bad idea

    1. Colane Conundrum Post author

      I know for me, it’s usually the frozen variety.

      I try to convince myself that if I eat a salad with the pizza, the lettuce will cancel out all of the pizza’s negative effects.

      This logic is stretched thin as it is, but even more so when I eat the entire pizza by myself.

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      1. Colane Conundrum Post author

        Nutritionally speaking, we’re on the same page! That celery effectively negates all the carbohydrates, rendering them null and void and completely harmless.

        I think that’s why they call the, empty calories — because the celery nullifies them.

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      1. Colane Conundrum Post author

        That’s definitely my story, and I’m sticking to it. 😀 That darn gluten makes me belligerent, and I end up calling old friends at 3 a.m.

        Horrible stuff. No wonder everyone’s going gluten-free.

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