Thank you for visiting! I’m an aspiring comedy writer who’s ensnared in the cruel and insufferable nightmare of corporate servitude. My cubicle is too small, and the vending machine doesn’t sell the gluten-free pretzels I like. While the splendor of nature unfolds in the glorious outdoors, I sit staring at a computer on a rolling chair with a broken wheel. When I called the Facilities Department, they transferred me to IT, who told me to reboot the chair.
And if you think that’s funny, you should see my paycheck.
I started this blog to make the Internet laugh, but I probably do that already with my dating profile. Plus, it gives me a distraction from lamenting my lost hopes and dreams, which takes a considerable part of my day.
I appreciate your stopping by, and I hope the content’s interesting enough to keep you coming back. It’s not all humor here all the time — I write my fair share of serious posts, too — including this one and this one. I try to strike a fair balance between poignant observations and ridiculous fart jokes.
Which is to say, there are no rules here (except, of course, for washing your hands and putting the seat down … though not necessarily in that order).
Thanks again for dropping by, and I hope to see you around here often.