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In a recent issue of Women’s World magazine (and please don’t ask why I’m reading Women’s World magazine), they cite a fun fact from the Guinness Book of World Records about Vanna White, the famous letter-turner from TV’s Wheel of Fortune. According to the magazine (well, actually, according to the Guinness Book of World Records), […]
Real-estate professionals speak a language all their own. However, with the right training (and a couple of evening real-estate courses), you, too, can comprehend the baffling jargon agents use to confound their clients — as well as impress each other. “Today we’re going to be looking at a cozy bungalow that’s right in your price […]
Either that, or a Norm Crosby fan.
A relative last week mailed me a Christmas card. On the front it said, “Here’s wishing you the happiest of holidays!” How rude, I thought. Why would he want this particular holiday — Christmas 2016 — to be my happiest? What about next year? Does he not want me to be happy then? I don’t […]
Our company has an exciting opportunity for an enthusiastic and dynamic Office Assistant. The Office Assistant will be responsible for supporting 47 senior-level executives, as well as completing degrading, rudimentary tasks — such as making coffee and sorting the mail. Qualifications: • Four-year degree required, preferably with an emphasis on structural engineering or quantum physics. […]
I was sitting slumped over the keyboard, cradling my head in my hands, when Vanessa walked into the room. “What are you doing?” she asked, frowning. “Blogging,” I said. “It looks like you’re sitting there with your head in your hands.” “This is what I look like when I’m blogging.” Vanessa approached me and looked […]
Even graduate students studying ecocentric literature can be social-media superstars! Bio: I express my artistry through emotional meditations and lowercase letters. My heart is pure; my poetry, self-published. 1. If there’s a sock on the door, don’t come in. I’m busy reading Vonnegut. 2. If my beret doesn’t give away my artistic tendencies, then I’m […]