Tag Archive | networking

Every online Office Assistant job posting

Our company has an exciting opportunity for an enthusiastic and dynamic Office Assistant. The Office Assistant will be responsible for supporting 47 senior-level executives, as well as completing degrading, rudimentary tasks — such as making coffee and sorting the mail. Qualifications: • Four-year degree required, preferably with an emphasis on structural engineering or quantum physics. […]

Not much networking, but plenty of debauchery at the local chamber mixer

Depravity and debauchery are hallmarks of any successful chamber mixer. And if you can network a little, too, then so much the better. (But really, it’s all about the debauchery.)