Tag Archive | satire
According to recent data, the lack of available housing in the U.S. is pushing the rich into increasingly substandard living conditions — including homes that lack indoor swimming pools and which feature laminate floors instead of hardwood. The finding came from a recent economic report issued by the Association for Statistical Study and Emerging Sciences, […]
It’s not exactly a confidence booster when somebody gets introduced to an empty desk and ignores you completely. This happened to me years ago, and it’s happened to other people I know, too. I was working at my desk when a manager tromped in with a high-level executive. I had heard that she would be […]
I’ve always wanted to have a Good Will Hunting moment. See, there’s a scene in the movie where Ben Affleck tries talking to Minnie Driver in a bar, and a Harvard creep interrupts and starts spouting intellectual gibberish to make Affleck look stupid. (Which shouldn’t have been too hard, given that Affleck would go on […]
So I woke up the other morning to my alarm clock. Its relentless, piercing squawking pulled me out of a deep, restful sleep. Groaning, I reached out and fumbled around my nightstand, grasping for the snooze button. Instead of hitting it, I ended up knocking my wristwatch to the floor. “Uh,” I groaned. “I’m too […]
If by “social interaction” you mean posting my symptoms on an IBS forum … then yes, I engage in lots of social interaction.
That voice in the back of my head, telling me I’m not good enough … it does make a compelling case.
“My only wish is for the world to remember me when I’m gone.” — Unknown
Crazy! If you listen to “Stairway to Heaven” forwards, you hear a lot of strange lyrics that don’t make sense!